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Guess who.
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All right, you creep, hands off.
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- Argh, Christine, he's snapping my neck.
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- Bull, let him go.
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It's my father.
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Oh, sorry. It's the '80s. I've been edgy.
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Daddy, are you all right?
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I'm okay.
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- What's his problem?
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- Didn't you read?
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They found him up north buried in the ice
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along with that dinosaur that leveled Tokyo.
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Oh, now I remember. They're all nuts.
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Hey, Mr. Sullivan, how you been?
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Good to see you.
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Harry Stone. Hi.
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Especially that one.
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- Sir, take a seat. Sorry.
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- Yes, Dad.
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Well, I don't have much time.
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I'm just here meeting somebody.
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Meeting who?
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Uh, a woman. I have a date tonight.
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- You got a date?
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- Christine, please sit down.
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Daddy, you got a date?
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Kids.
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Oh, Daddy, I'm so happy for you.
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Christina, please.
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Yeah, don't waste good saliva
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on a relative.
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What is the reason
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for this fiesta of affection here?
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- Tell him.
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- None of his business.
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- It's his first date in eight years.
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- I guess I was wrong.
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Ah, don't worry about it.
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We're the sensitive, understanding types.
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- Yeah, I got your sensitivity right here.
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- Daddy, don't be so touchy.
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Sometimes you have to share
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your personal life with other human beings.
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You haven't been with a woman
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in eight years?
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You notice I use the term
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"human beings."
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Ha, ha, you haven't been
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with a woman in eight years?
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What is it to you?
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Nothing.
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Just remember how Dorothy
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found the Tin Man.
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Jack, there you are.
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I get off about 10 and I brought clothes
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so you can just pick me up here, okay?
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- Fine.
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- Till then?
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Yeah, right.
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Daddy, she can't be
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more than 30 years old.
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- Hmm.
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- Uh, better ask the Wizard for two hearts.
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If you make it to the Emerald City,
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you're gonna need them.
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This court finds the defendant guilty
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of assault, three days suspended.
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And, Mrs. Longo, remember...
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...we all want Springsteen tickets
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just as much as you do.
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But next time,
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wait in line like everyone else...
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...don't try to break in with a lead cane.
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Flo.
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Psst, psst.
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Psst, psst, psst.
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Uh, sir, if I could have just a minute?
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It's a little early for a recess.
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Psst, psst, psst.
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But since we do have
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a life-threatening emergency here.
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- Ten minutes.
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Thank you, sir.
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Psst, psst....
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Our dollars could have prevented
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that tragedy.
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Oh, Daddy.
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- I forgot how.
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- Give me this.
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- Stand still.
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- I can't. I'm nervous.
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It's the first time I been out
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since your mother died.
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Well, I think it's terrific.
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It's about time
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you started seeing someone.
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Thank God your mother's not alive
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to hear that.
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Oh, daddy, stop feeling guilty.
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You're just looking for companionship.
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After all, it's been eight years.
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I could have waited an even decade.
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There.
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Are you sure you wanna
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wear a tux to dinner tonight?
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Your mother always liked me in a tux.
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You're not going out
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with Mama tonight, Daddy.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Go for the gold.
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Oh, I get it.
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- Daddy.
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- I'm nervous.
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- I know, I know. Just think "bicycle."
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- What?
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I know this sound silly, but going out with
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a woman tonight is like riding a bicycle.
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Once you learn how,
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you never forget.
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Oh, yeah.
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- I guess you're right.
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- Yeah.
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Hello, Jack.
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Oh.
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I just never had a 10-speed before.
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May I say, you look absolutely lovely.
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Well, thank you. And so do you.
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Ooh, I love a man in a tux.
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So did my dead wife.
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You're gonna have oodles of fun.
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All rise.
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Be seated.
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I'm sorry, I'm late.
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Ready to go, sir.
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- Everything all right, Miss Sullivan?
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- No, sir, it's not.
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It's my father.
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You have to lace up his shoes
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for him this morning? Ha, ha.
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This isn't a laughing matter, Dan.
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I called his landlady,
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Dad didn't come home last night.
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- Maybe he got sick.
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- Maybe he got in an accident.
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Maybe he got lucky.
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Well, it was either me or Dan,
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I figured you'd rather hear it from me.
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Oh, come on, Miss Sullivan,
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your dad's a big boy.
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I'm sure he's fine.
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Aren't you the one who was concerned
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he wasn't getting enough companionship?
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Sorry, sir.
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It's just it never occurred to me...
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...that there was really
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a chance he might get....
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Go ahead, I dare you.
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Temporary lodgings.
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I love it when you get wordy.
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How about we get on
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with the proceedings?
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- Mac?
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- Yeah.
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Uh, first case, Your Honor,
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People v. Everybody...
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...in Grammercy Apartment Building
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on 53rd and Madison.
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What's the charge?
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Indecent exposure.
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Invading people's privacy,
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that's what's indecent.
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Uh, Your Honor, all of these
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are residents of what is, uh, termed...
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...a "clothing-optional" building.
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- Oh, they're nudists.
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- No.
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That's an archaic term
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that conjures up images...
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...of airbrushed families
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playing volleyball in the sun.
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We...are naturalists.
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We...are within our rights.
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They...were in the buffski.
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On the roof, in clear view
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of six other buildings.
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We were all just minding our own business
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when the police helicopter landed.
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Somebody tell me
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the part about the helicopter?
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I will, Your Honor.
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- And you are?
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- Angela.
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Right.
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You're with them?
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- You don't wear....
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- A thing.
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Except when I'm playing tennis.
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I mean, you have to use sneakers.
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Otherwise, you get no suction.
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Hose him down if you have to, Mac.
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The building is a co-op...
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...and the tenants have incorporated
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as a clothing-optional dwelling.
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Yeah, refresh my memory, counselor...
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...what they do inside is their business...
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...what they do outside is ours.
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But the sun is outside.
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Can you imagine what our air conditioning
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bills would be like if it weren't?
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Court finds the defendants
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guilty as charged.
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Fifty-dollar fine, suspended.
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Just don't do it again, okay, people?
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They found us guilty of nudity.
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And in the naked city yet.
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Talk about your irony.
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- What do we got next, Mac?
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- More sex, sir.
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I sense a theme.
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Yeah, we got some prostitution
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and some soliciting of a prostitute.
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And as the prostitute?
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Tonight starring Mary Jankowitz,
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alias Easy Mary.
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Hi, Easy.
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Oh, ha, ha, pleased to meet you.
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The pleasure's all mine.
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Ah, ha, ha. It could be.
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Not for all the tea in--
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And charged
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with patronizing a prostitute...
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...Jack Sullivan, alias--
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Alias Christine's father.
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Daddy. What happened?
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I got caught with a hooker.
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Parents say the darndest things,
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don't they?
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- Mac, get the arrest report on this one, huh?
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- Yes, sir.
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You were right, Jack,
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she does have your eyes.
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I'll have your eyes.
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Whoa, Zsa Zsa.
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You ever see Cat People?
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Miss Sullivan, I can understand why you'd
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find this situation a little upsetting but--
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A little upsetting?
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Getting a run in your pantyhose
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is a little upsetting.
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This is like choking on your own vomit!
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Hey.
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I got family here tonight.
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Yeah. Boo-hoo.
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Miss Sullivan.
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Miss Sullivan, you do know that I'm gonna
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have to disqualify you from this case.
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You don't have to teach me
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the law, buster.
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Uh, I'll be passing out copies of her résumé
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during the recess.
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What are you, nuts?
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I do not wish to discuss it, Christine.
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You do not wish to discuss it?
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Flo, Bull, take the two down the holding.
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We're gonna have to continue
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your case until the next shift.
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Take a short recess.
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Sir, there's about a dozen
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naked people in your office.
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Let's make that a long recess.
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If you'll excuse me...
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...I'll be in my office.
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She doesn't have an office.
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- Your Honor.
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- I suppose you're gonna bring up...
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- ...the naked people in my office.
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- Yes, sir. It was on my mind.
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It's that group from the clothing-optional
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building that was here a few minutes ago.
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They're staging a protest.
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All of them?
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She's in there too, Dan.
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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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- Well?
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- You got a new rug, didn't you?
286
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Excuse me, Flo.
287
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Um, I'll get some bandages.
288
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In case they start sticking to the leather.
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Hello, Your Honor.
290
00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:51,900
Look at me.
291
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If I'm not out in five minutes...
292
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...give me a half an hour.
293
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Uh-huh.
294
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Thank you.
295
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- Hello.
296
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- Hello.
297
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,430
So, what's new?
298
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,970
"There is no new thing under the sun."
299
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That's from Ecclesiastes.
300
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,810
Yeah, where the hell were you last night?
301
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,810
That's from me.
302
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,250
- I don't wanna discuss it.
303
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,250
- You don't wanna discuss it?
304
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:44,150
Daddy, look, I wanna discuss it.
305
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,760
I'm not trying to pry, Daddy,
306
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:47,760
but I am the only family you've got...
307
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...and I care about what happens to you.
308
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,800
Stop. I'm getting dizzy!
309
00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:57,200
Daddy, look,
310
00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:57,200
whatever happened last night...
311
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...no matter how sickening or disgusting,
312
00:12:57,370 --> 00:13:03,900
it's your business.
313
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- But--
314
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,640
- But you're just curious.
315
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:07,370
- No, I'm not.
316
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:07,370
- Yes, you are.
317
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,810
- No, I'm not.
318
00:13:07,550 --> 00:13:08,810
- Yes, you are.
319
00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:11,680
No, I'm not. Yes, I am!
320
00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:14,180
Christina...
321
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...I love you
322
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more than anything else in the world...
323
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...but this is none of your business.
324
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,600
Okay.
325
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,140
I'll leave you alone then.
326
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,280
I've seen that look before.
327
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,040
Joan Crawford, Queen Bee.
328
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,550
Yvonne Craig, Mars Needs Women.
329
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,020
Oh.
330
00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:54,390
Oh, judge, you are a real card.
331
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,290
Well, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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- Sleeves.
333
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,830
- I beg your pardon?
334
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,330
That's why there's no really great
335
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,330
naked magicians.
336
00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,840
Oh, Yes, sir. You want me to call the police
337
00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,840
and have these people arrested?
338
00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:14,040
Oh, why bother? They'll probably
339
00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:14,040
just get bored and leave on their own, huh?
340
00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:17,310
Sir, may I?
341
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,920
Dan, I know.
342
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:23,180
You've been training
343
00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:23,180
your whole life for this moment.
344
00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:27,380
I will give you my car.
345
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:32,220
Go ahead, see if you can talk
346
00:14:28,230 --> 00:14:32,220
a little sense into them.
347
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:48,210
If we lack evidence later,
348
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:48,210
don't come crying to me.
349
00:14:52,650 --> 00:14:56,020
Come on in. We're just hanging out.
350
00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,220
So you are.
351
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:12,340
- Here you go, Mac.
352
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:12,340
- Oh, thanks, Bull.
353
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,110
- I thought you hated the new Coke.
354
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,110
- Oh, it's not for me.
355
00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:17,940
Anyway, Mr. Fielding...
356
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:23,350
...that's how to jump real high
357
00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:23,350
for those overhead shots.
358
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,510
Yeah, okay.
359
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:28,220
Thanks, kids. See you later.
360
00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:34,430
Now, Mac.
361
00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,840
I owe you.
362
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,080
Your Honor, I just don't understand it.
363
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,450
My father has never had a secret from me
364
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,450
in my whole life.
365
00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,120
Well, that could be, but--
366
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:03,780
But on the other hand, if he did,
367
00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:03,780
you wouldn't have known about it, right?
368
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,550
What's your point?
369
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:09,630
Well, we all keep secrets.
370
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:09,630
Everybody needs a little privacy.
371
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,030
Discretion is a better part of valor.
372
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,260
Stuff like that.
373
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,940
I think my father's right.
374
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,940
I think you're all nuts.
375
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,600
We do our best.
376
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:30,510
I just bought lunch for our regular scum.
377
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,150
Petty cash owes me.
378
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,350
What happened?
379
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,960
We held a little taste test
380
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,960
that got out of hand.
381
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,320
Never mind.
382
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,300
- Let's go.
383
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,300
- What the hell's going on?
384
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,560
I don't know.
385
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,560
I'm just the muscle on this one.
386
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:52,370
- Your Honor?
387
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:52,370
- I couldn't think of anything else to do.
388
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,940
I just wanted to hear what happened.
389
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,600
I'm curious as to what happened myself.
390
00:16:58,780 --> 00:17:00,010
Marjorie.
391
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:04,280
Listen, about last night,
392
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:04,280
I'd really like to talk about it.
393
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:06,150
You really wanna talk about it?
394
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,880
You really wanna talk
395
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,880
about what happened last night?
396
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,980
Uh, maybe this isn't the right place.
397
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,220
Oh, don't mind us.
398
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,020
Go ahead, spill your guts.
399
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:22,190
What you did to me last night,
400
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:22,190
no man has ever done to me before.
401
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,700
Wait a minute.
402
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,700
This is my father you're talking about.
403
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,370
Not some two-bit hustler off the street.
404
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,140
What did you do to her last night?
405
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,180
I'll tell you what he did.
406
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,180
He deserted me, that's what he did.
407
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:40,520
We were having dinner, he got up,
408
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:40,520
he walked out, he never came back.
409
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,560
He left me stuck with the bill.
410
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,560
Ninety-five dollars.
411
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,250
Yeah, well,
412
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:47,250
at least he dumped you in a nice place.
413
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:52,030
Marjorie, I'd like to try to explain.
414
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,630
Good night, Jack.
415
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,460
Marjorie, listen to me.
416
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,470
I really wanted us to have a good time
417
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,470
last night, I really did.
418
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:04,510
There I was in a glamorous restaurant
419
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:04,510
with an extremely beautiful girl at my side--
420
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,810
So you decided to leave. How romantic.
421
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,880
Marjorie, I'm afraid I left
422
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,880
long before I walked out.
423
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,410
All those confused?
424
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,220
This doesn't make sense.
425
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,390
Have you ever heard
426
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,390
an old song on the radio...
427
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,590
...that reminded you
428
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,590
of a particular time in your life?
429
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:31,300
Or a taste or a smell
430
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:31,300
that reminded you of a specific moment?
431
00:18:31,470 --> 00:18:32,840
Sure. I have.
432
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,240
Please, go on.
433
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,050
- Yes, I suppose--
434
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,050
- Oh, it's happened to all of us.
435
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,780
And it happened to me last night.
436
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,390
I heard some glasses clink.
437
00:18:46,550 --> 00:18:48,750
Some glasses clink.
438
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,260
Great. He had a fever.
439
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,260
That explains everything.
440
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,950
I know. I know it sounds silly...
441
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:59,530
...but when we were sitting there
442
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:59,530
talking last night...
443
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:02,640
...I heard some glasses clink...
444
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,860
...and I remembered a night,
445
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,860
a long time ago.
446
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,810
It was in the first apartment
447
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,810
that Linda and I had after we were married.
448
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,680
We had just had dinner,
449
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,680
something fried, I think.
450
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,780
She fried
451
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,780
just about everything back then.
452
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,310
I remember I was sitting in the living room
453
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:21,310
listening to a baseball game on the radio.
454
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,880
Linda was in the kitchen
455
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,880
doing the dishes.
456
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:29,930
And as I sat there, being lulled to sleep
457
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:29,930
by the radio announcer's voice...
458
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:34,260
...I heard the glasses clink
459
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:34,260
as she washed them.
460
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:42,400
And I remembered I felt warm
461
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:42,400
and happy and content.
462
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,750
It was as though she had clinked them
463
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,750
together, you know, on purpose...
464
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:52,480
...as a signal, maybe,
465
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:52,480
just to let me know she was there.
466
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,280
Just to let me know she cared.
467
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,390
That's funny, isn't it?
468
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,960
After all the good times, all the bad times
469
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,960
during 35 years of marriage...
470
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,290
...I remember some glasses clinking.
471
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,670
I'm just not ready yet.
472
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:22,310
Anybody got any Tums?
473
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,250
I can't help it.
474
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:30,590
I get emotional, I get gas.
475
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:38,260
Well, listen, maybe when you are ready...
476
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,990
...we'll just take it slowly, okay?
477
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,570
"Slowly."
478
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:49,070
What a romantic adverb.
479
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:53,350
Till later.
480
00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:02,790
Oh, Daddy.
481
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,760
Well, come on, gang,
482
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:06,760
we gotta go and, uh....
483
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,760
Get those naked people
484
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,760
out of your office.
485
00:21:09,930 --> 00:21:11,400
Right.
486
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,100
You two take care.
487
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:19,140
And, uh, Mr. Sullivan,
488
00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:19,140
remember you're still under arrest...
489
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,970
- ...so don't wander off or anything.
490
00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,970
- Yes, sir.
491
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,170
Thank you, Your Honor.
492
00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:27,850
Stay away from that nut, Christine.
493
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,750
Oh, daddy, ha, ha.
494
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,720
Now tell me about that hooker.
495
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,620
Well, after I left Marjorie,
496
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,620
I wandered around for hours...
497
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,880
...and I ended up in an all-night diner.
498
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:40,220
That's where I ran into Mary.
499
00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:40,220
Been a while since I'd seen her.
500
00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:43,360
- Tsk, Daddy.
501
00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:43,360
- High school to be exact.
502
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:45,230
We were in the same class.
503
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,000
That's where she got the name Easy.
504
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,700
She was voted most likely to.
505
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:56,740
Most likely to what?
506
00:21:56,910 --> 00:22:00,040
That was it, "most likely to."
507
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:03,150
I love you, Daddy.
508
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,220
I love you too, peaches.
509
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,720
Thank you. Thank you very much.
510
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,080
Thank you for helping us.
511
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:12,520
You made the right decision. Thank you.
512
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:12,520
Barn door open there.
513
00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:13,750
Thank you.
514
00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:15,860
Thank you all. Thank you very much.
515
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:19,360
- Thank you. Good night, Angela.
516
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:19,360
- Good night.
517
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:22,130
Ah, thanks for the workout, Dan.
518
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:26,540
I swear, I don't think anybody's
519
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:26,540
ever made me jog in place...
520
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:30,580
...for so long in my whole life.
521
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,410
No pain, no gain.
522
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:41,750
Mr. Lollar.
523
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:44,820
I'll never leave.
524
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:49,520
Not until our cause
525
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:49,520
is sung across the land.
526
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:52,960
Also, I wanna finish watching this movie.
527
00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:56,800
Mr. Lollar, it's after 2 a.m. If you could--
528
00:22:56,970 --> 00:23:00,270
Oh, look, it's over.
529
00:22:56,970 --> 00:23:00,270
You made me miss the ending.
530
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,770
Mr. Lollar.
531
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,740
Mr. Lollar, this really isn't necessary.
532
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,080
What so proudly we hail
533
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:16,250
Some of us more than others.